July 2012
June 2012
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
mandarkslab:
If I was your boyfriend
I’d never let you go
When people say they don't care about something,...
sodamnrelatable:
Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
woofuckingjiho:
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
What its like to have your period:
chitzybitch:
Sorry mom but I’m a bad bitch and bad bitches don’t empty the dishwasher
when I actually do an assignment and the teacher... →
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